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Aug. 24, 2024

Music of the Chair

    Past the bright red brick exterior into a white tile interior reflecting a desirous outside gleam before fading to the dim soul-deadening hallway reaches, we're led to rows of menacingly tall doorways all isolated by closed thick, heav…

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June 14, 2024

Spaghetti in Heaven

    Not so long ago, I was known as the Oxygen Guy.  Everywhere I went on my job, I would hear, "Hey, it's the Oxygen Guy", "There's the Oxygen Guy".  I would reply, "That's me, your breath of fresh air"; a corny retort, I confes…

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Feb. 9, 2023

Rise of the Shed God

   The fleshed ones never seem to notice me until I cause them annoyance. Such a peculiar and useless emotion that seems to be—annoyance. Then again, aren't all emotions? What are those reactions of which they are programmed to recei…

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Feb. 3, 2023

Unscrambling the Eggmen: Part II

    Upon the very day of releasing Part I of this blog, two interesting news stories were reported.  Alec Baldwin was charged and arrested for shooting his costar, Halyna Hutchins, with a prop gun, which is very reminiscent of Ronald …

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Jan. 19, 2023

Unscrambling the Eggmen: Part I

    etymonline.com defines the word "illusion" in synonyms such as "mockery, scorning, derision" as well as "deceit, deception ... jesting, jeering".  This website gives the etymology of "illusion" as stemming from illudere, meaning "…

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Oct. 19, 2022

Ultramatum

        The living room window must be subtly highlighted by the perfect accent of drapery; this window facing due east to allow an immaculate luminescence over my obsessively selected sofa set. I study through my pretend camera…

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Oct. 16, 2022

Reinventing The Vril

      Between the town of Corona and the city of Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947, it was reported that the Roswell Army Air Field had recovered a flying disc. This was quickly retracted and covered up by the famous report of a mistaken …

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Oct. 3, 2022

Drop the Review on Charlie

    When we think of Charles Manson, we think of a murderous, criminally insane cult leader as well as various other pejorative terms.  I, personally, think of a comedic, entertaining psychopath deranged by the traumas of MK-Ultra.&nb…

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Oct. 2, 2022

The Loser's Champion

        To some he was known as the loser’s champion, to others he was known not at all—just another raw boxer grueling through the obscurity of continuous defeat. Merle Gordon, as a frequent passenger of the Las Veg…

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Sept. 21, 2022

What's in a Name?

    You and I today look at names as if a mere random selection from a baby book.  If you ask someone what their name means, they'll usually tell you they don't know or that it means nothing.  It's just a name.  Yet this is …

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Sept. 15, 2022

The Patients of Patience

    A driver in a rush to nowhere weaves in and out of traffic recklessly, careening around curves and battling every obstacle thrown in his path.  He risks life and limb to cut, at best, a couple minutes of drive time if only he can …

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Sept. 2, 2022

Edison Haize

    By those who know him, Edison Haize is referred to as the last of many things. The townsfolk call him the last pioneer; at such a young age he explored every square inch of Cayceville, Mississippi. His teachers, regretfully, call him t…

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Aug. 30, 2022

The "Family-Friendly" Occult

    The marketing masters have always used the same formula: get'm while they're young and you'll have a customer for life.  The same has been applied to mass hypnosis through the animated film industries.  Bright flashing colors…

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Aug. 19, 2022

Trust the Seance

    The sciences once told me there are four oceans.  Apparently these geographical sciences were incorrect and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration decided to add The Southern Ocean.  Did the nature of earth and a…

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Aug. 12, 2022

Once Upon The Times

        One morning, some time ago, David awoke one minute and twenty-three seconds before his digital alarm was scheduled to sound, rolling over to see his wife, Samantha, dressing in front of the vanity mirror.     …

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Aug. 8, 2022

Food for Thoth

    July 6th, 2022, a day that will not live on in infamy; a day that will likely not live on at all; a day that will most likely be forgotten, yet should not, for upon that day, the first day of the pagan Roman holiday of Ludi Apollinares…

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July 22, 2022

Bit by the Coin

    Coins were once created to overtake the economy of trading and bartering of goods and services.  This gave lending power to a select few and thus empowered them beyond their intrinsic value to the village.  We became one step…

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July 17, 2022

The Sasquatch Disciple

    I remember the man—the myth-seeker turned mythical, himself; to be sought after like the very legend he helped popularize—Kevin Nazareth: the name he abided before the shedding. He established our o so profitable magazine, …

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July 14, 2022

Truman Show Canceled

    When a house burns down, leaving nothing behind but smouldering ashes that eventually settle into the dusts that scatter and fertilize the grasses and weeds of tomorrow, did that house ever really exist? It still exists in photographs,…

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July 10, 2022

The Golden Child: John Benedictine Ramses

    According to the National Studies of Missing, Abducted, Runaway, and Thrownaway Children program, 2,300 children go missing every day in the United States. Every 40 seconds, according to F.B.I. statistics, a child goes missing or is ab…

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July 4, 2022

Reservation of Faith

        I had no idea why we were hiding in the attic of Mr. Schmidt’s, my Father’s invidious boss and cause of endless tirades that tainted our every dinner conversation, who now seemed to work for us, providing foo…

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July 2, 2022

Public Service Renouncement

    Women's fashion of 100 years ago was extraordinarily different from the fashion of today.  The flapper dress was as risque as it got.  Women wore high-waisted trousers with tailored dresses and large, ornate hats.  The l…

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June 29, 2022

Church of Jefferson County

    After the gubernatorial debate televised just one month ago, polls show Governor Rollins and his democratic opponent, Raymond Jennings, to be in a dead heat, their necks stretching so desperately for the finish the voters can actually …

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June 28, 2022

Thirteenology

    Thirteen blocks make up the pyramid on the U.S. dollar bill. Thirteen original colonies (so they say). Thirteen original signers of the Declaration of Independence (so they tell us). Friday the 13th. The 13th floor. Apollo 13. Ballot B…

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