And class is in session!
Shit Shooting 101

Thinking Out Loud

Feb. 9, 2023

Rise of the Shed God

   The fleshed ones never seem to notice me until I cause them annoyance. Such a peculiar and useless emotion that seems to be—annoyance. Then again, aren't all emotions? What are those reactions of which they are programmed to recei…

View more
Feb. 3, 2023

Unscrambling the Eggmen: Part II

    Upon the very day of releasing Part I of this blog, two interesting news stories were reported.  Alec Baldwin was charged and arrested for shooting his costar, Halyna Hutchins, with a prop gun, which is very reminiscent of Ronald …

View more
Jan. 19, 2023

Unscrambling the Eggmen: Part I

    etymonline.com defines the word "illusion" in synonyms such as "mockery, scorning, derision" as well as "deceit, deception ... jesting, jeering".  This website gives the etymology of "illusion" as stemming from illudere, meaning "…

View more
Oct. 19, 2022

Ultramatum

        The living room window must be subtly highlighted by the perfect accent of drapery; this window facing due east to allow an immaculate luminescence over my obsessively selected sofa set. I study through my pretend camera…

View more
Oct. 16, 2022

Reinventing The Vril

      Between the town of Corona and the city of Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947, it was reported that the Roswell Army Air Field had recovered a flying disc. This was quickly retracted and covered up by the famous report of a mistaken …

View more
Oct. 3, 2022

Drop the Review on Charlie

    When we think of Charles Manson, we think of a murderous, criminally insane cult leader as well as various other pejorative terms.  I, personally, think of a comedic, entertaining psychopath deranged by the traumas of MK-Ultra.&nb…

View more
Oct. 2, 2022

The Loser's Champion

        To some he was known as the loser’s champion, to others he was known not at all—just another raw boxer grueling through the obscurity of continuous defeat. Merle Gordon, as a frequent passenger of the Las Veg…

View more
Sept. 21, 2022

What's in a Name?

    You and I today look at names as if a mere random selection from a baby book.  If you ask someone what their name means, they'll usually tell you they don't know or that it means nothing.  It's just a name.  Yet this is …

View more
Sept. 15, 2022

The Patients of Patience

    A driver in a rush to nowhere weaves in and out of traffic recklessly, careening around curves and battling every obstacle thrown in his path.  He risks life and limb to cut, at best, a couple minutes of drive time if only he can …

View more
Sept. 2, 2022

Edison Haize

    By those who know him, Edison Haize is referred to as the last of many things. The townsfolk call him the last pioneer; at such a young age he explored every square inch of Cayceville, Mississippi. His teachers, regretfully, call him t…

View more